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A rotation toy for your ASCIIchildren! Costs only @1! Beautiful design combined with happiness of your ASCIIchildren! A very common item!
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USERS COMMENTS:
03.02.2008 06:33
by  asiekierka

You can't sell it when bought, only return (for free) to me.
ASCIIchildren can be your children stickman, like:
0` _ rtnario's
X    child

0 _ basic
X   child

You can have only one child.

Options:

GIVE IT TO (name of your child)
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RETURN FOR @0
03.02.2008 15:32
by  cfive

I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES!
03.02.2008 16:09
by  asiekierka

That'll be illegal. The police (consisting of Karaboz, brutto and the moderators) will get you.
03.02.2008 19:52
by  Bluesboyjr

Well, according to the basic rules of human biology, you need a man AND a woman to make a baby. And
as the number of males using this website far outnumber the number of females (sorry Flup), there
might be some problems with your idea.
Unless you claiming that all Asciimators reproduce asexually like bacteria.
03.02.2008 23:51
by  cfive

First off, babies come from clone rays, U KNO... secondly... I'll still eat them...
06.02.2008 22:39
by  mcinnis

huh?  wait, I'm confused.
07.02.2008 01:45
by  cfive

Nice to meet you, Confused!
07.02.2008 05:50
by  ddgc (AFK Forever)

They spawn in at spawn points.
  _
 |+| <--Like here
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07.02.2008 12:42
by  cfive

They come from Chuck Norris!
07.02.2008 12:43
by  cfive

That probably could've worked out better, especially if Chuck Norris wrote it...
07.02.2008 16:54
by  Dragonphase

Technically you don't need a woman and man to make a baby anymore. well, not DIRECTLY atleast,
for two reasons:

1. a special gene company are working on copying/making new Ovaries that women have, and duplicating
the sperm of men.., so they could make indifferent babies. the only thing they need to do after that
is edit the DNA to make the babies DIFFERENT. They have great knowledge of DNA, and the Umbilical
chord is the best source of DNA from the baby. If they make a baby with what you would want your
babies eye colour to look like, they could CHANGE the current eye colour of an existing baby OR
create a completely NEW baby from scratch with the correct assemblement of DNA. BUT it will cost a
lot of money; they would need to pay people to GIVE DNA to the company (so they can copy it), which
is why it COULD cost quite a few million pounds/dollars (and i will not protest against the
Americans; i am afraid they would be the first ones to do this, then it would be Hong Kong or
whatever that rich country is in japan) lol... They'll probably start doing this in year 2070 +
or even before that........

2. Well, a woman could always buy sperm donor...
07.02.2008 19:45
by  Bluesboyjr

Yes, but MEN outnumber WOMEN on this website.
07.02.2008 23:13
by  cfive

First, off how do we know that, secondly OMG, STFU DB!(sorry, but really!) And finally there are no
countries in Japan except the ones Chuck Norris makes.
08.02.2008 21:45
by  cfive

You know what...
*Kravandishes discussion*
*Burns the remains of the discuccion with the flame from Mayor Kravandish's lantern*
*Quotes THE Jack Thompson*
"This whole contrived contreversy is rediculous"
NOW THEN, LEET US DISCUSS THIS AWESOME ATARI FPS:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/a2600/data/585037.html
(btw, when looking THAT, I found THIS:
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/7/584617_37582_front.jpg which leads me to THIS
NEXT THING)
OR WE CAN SAY "DANG! LOOK AAT THOSE GRAPHICS!"
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/319/944008_20071116_screen005.jpg
THERE! CONSIDER THIS KRAVANDISH'D!
09.02.2008 12:22
by  Dragonphase

And they stated you the most grammatically incorrect at one stage, but you sure are smart in
ways...

And really, my last comment is true
09.02.2008 12:23
by  Dragonphase

They have managed to clone sheep, and other medium sized animals.
09.02.2008 15:27
by  cfive

Lol at Atari Ghostbusters lookalikes!
09.02.2008 15:33
by  cfive

And thanks btw!
09.02.2008 20:56
by  Bluesboyjr

The problem with cloning is that a single virus can kill an entire community.
10.02.2008 00:33
by  cfive

*THAT* is ILLEGAL, YOU KNOW!

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